Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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