I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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