Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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