Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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