i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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