Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
