i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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