I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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