You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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