I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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