a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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