Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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