yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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