this will be a night to untag.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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