My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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