I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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