Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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