drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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