can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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