Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
