Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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