i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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