So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.