can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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