Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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