What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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