You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
