My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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