I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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