I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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