i don't like sucking hair
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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