I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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