PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My legs feel like baby dolphins