They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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