I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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