I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize