Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
