if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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