Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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