normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
BRING THE BAGELS
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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