You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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