i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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