Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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