Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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