I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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