Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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