elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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