so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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