you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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