stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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