Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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