I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐