i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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