why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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