i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
