we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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