im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My vagina is officially offended.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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