I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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