You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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